Who is Banana Slug (Whimsical)

Banana Slug, the Gooey Wizard

A squishy sorcerer in a banana-yellow robe,

casting spells of compost with every glide.

You whisper to mushrooms,

trade gossip with moss,

and leave shimmering trails like fairy graffiti.

You don't rush—why would you?

Time bends around you.

Gravity bows.

Even the leaves pause to watch

you do absolutely nothing

with absolute grace.